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2026 Trumpenol Extra Strength Colorized 2oz .999 Silver Medal

Trumpenol 2 oz Pure Silver Collectible



    Mock the madness and cure the crazy. Trumpenol delivers an extra-strength silver dose of common sense and patriotism. Grab your prescription while it lasts.

    • Each piece has an engraved serial number and comes in custom packaging with a Certificate of Authenticity.

     

     

    A Prescription for Patriotism, Minted in Pure Silver

    Welcome to the latest prescription-strength addition to our MAGA collectible lineup, the Trumpenol 2 oz Pure Silver Collectible. Modeled as a parody of the iconic Tylenol bottle, this original piece delivers a sharp, satirical jab at modern-day woke culture and the ongoing epidemic of Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS).

    From the bold red label to the unmistakable branding, Trumpenol is a tongue-in-cheek antidote for the times. Packed with 500 mg of "MAGAcetaminophen" per caplet, it’s been “clinically” proven to relieve symptoms like irrational outrage, logical fallacies, and chronic virtue signaling. Side effects may include patriotism, border security awareness, and an uncontrollable urge to fact-check CNN.

    Every label detail is a goldmine of comedy—from the Drug Facts mocking cancel culture to the allergy warnings about reactions to truth and American values. On the back, each bottle features a serialized edition number, confirming its status as part of a strictly limited run of 4547 units.

    Crafted in 2 oz of .999 fine silver with high-definition coloring and a proof finish, this collectible is a heavy hitter—literally andfiguratively. It joins our best-selling MAGA Series alongside the MAGA Hats and Bulletproof Vest collectibles, cementing its place as a must-have for patriotic collectors and political meme lovers alike.

    This 2026 edition is minted by Spectres and comes sealed with satire, wrapped in freedom, and dosed with unapologetic truth. Get yours while the supply lasts—because common sense is in dangerously short supply.

     

    Regular price $299.00 USD Sale price $279.00 USD

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    2026 Trumpenol Extra Strength Colorized 2oz .999 Silver Medal

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    Frequently Asked Questions

    Are the bullions on Captains Chest Bullion authentic?

    Yes, all the bullions on Captains Chest Bullion are guaranteed to be authentic, and we take pride in providing certified and genuine collectibles.

    We accept various payment methods, including credit/debit cards, PayPal, and other secure online payment options to make your purchase hassle-free.

    Yes, CaptainsChestBullion provides international shipping. Please check our shipping policies for more details and applicable charges.

    Absolutely. Captains Chest Bullion has a return policy. If you're not satisfied with your purchase, you can return the bullion within a specified period. Refer to our return policy for details.

    Currently, Captains Chest Bullion only sells bullions. We do not buy from individuals. Our inventory is carefully curated to ensure quality and authenticity.

    Our prices are fixed based on market value, rarity, and condition. However, we may offer promotions or discounts from time to time. Keep an eye on our website for special offers.

    Captains Chest Bullion takes privacy and security seriously. Our website employs secure socket layer (SSL) encryption to protect your personal information during the checkout process.

    Yes, Captains Chest Bullion may offer discounts for bulk purchases. Contact our customer service for more information and personalized assistance.

    Certainly. Once your order is shipped, you will receive a tracking number to monitor the status of your delivery. Check our shipping confirmation email for details.